Calvin’s ZONE

SOME BABE ON PLENTYOFFISH.COM (MY NIGHTLY HANGOUT) WANTED A DUDE WHO WAS DOWN TO EARTH. SHE FOUND IT YAAAAHHAHAHAHA!!

QUOTEW:

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ITS ME CALVIN. DO YOU KNOW ME?? NO YOU DONT BECAUSE I AM NEWWWW TO THE TOWN. BECAUSE I JUST SPENT 1.4 YEARS IN SPACE. AND NOW I AM DOWN BACK TO EARTH. MAYBE YOU COULD SAY THE MOST DOWN TO EARTH PEROSN AROUND. YOU COULD NOT MEET A PERSONWHO IS MORE NEW TO THIS EATTH THAN ME. WHAT IS WITH AN IPHONE? ISNT ALL OUR PHONES AND I PHONE IF OWNE IT? ARE BLACKBERRSY ONLY FOR BLACK PEOPLE? I GOT QUESTIONA THAT YOU NEED TO ANSWER. PELASE EMAIL EMAILE ME BACK, ID ONT HAVE AN EMAIL ME SO YOU CAN EMAIL MY MOM AND ILL CHECK IT HERE EMIAL IS. MOMMMASITA74594@HOTMAIL.COM PLEASE EMAIL HER TONIGHT SO I KNOW YOUR ALIVE AND DONT HACVE TO CALL TEH POLCE BEAUSE I WOULD AHTE TO DO THAT BECAUSE I AHVE WARRANT FOR MY AREEST NOTHING SERIOUS BUT ONE TIME I SAW A DAMESL IN DISTRSS FROM SOME DUDES AND I BEAST TUP THOSE DUDES PRETTY AHR DAND HOW THEY AHVE MENTAL DISASPBILITES BUT THEY DESERVE IT BECAUS EHTY WERE REIUOUGHING UP A LADY AND THATS NOT OKAY. OKAY. NO LADY GETS ROUGHT UP WIHT ME UNLESS THEY LIKE IT IN, DO YOU LIKE IT. IF OYU DO ILL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.

ANYWAY.

TALK YOU YOU SSOOOON

CALV.